Trump Responds to Schumer’s Political Moves
Well, well, well—turns out the Democrats are shocked (shocked!) to discover that years of obstruction might finally come with consequences. The Senate just confirmed ten of President Trump’s nominees...
Texas Governor Responds to Democrat Absences
Oh, here we go again—Texas Democrats are pulling their favorite disappearing act. Like a bad sequel nobody asked for, over 50 of them packed their bags, hopped on planes,...
Bill Maher Discusses Online Reaction to Sweeney Campaign
Well, it’s finally happened: blue jeans are racist.
No, seriously. Actress Sydney Sweeney — you know, the wildly popular, unapologetically feminine Hollywood starlet with actual talent and actual curves —...
Trump Officials Say FBI Probed Their Google Accounts
If you thought the Biden administration’s “return to normal” was going to be boring, buckle up—because apparently, normal includes using federal agencies to spy on political opponents and keep...
Office of Special Counsel Reviews Jack Smith Actions
Federal investigators are now looking into former special counsel Jack Smith after top Republicans, including former President Donald Trump, accused him of illegal political activity during his investigation of...
Public Responds to Oprah’s Role in Hawaii Situation
Well, well, well — guess who’s not getting a warm reception in paradise this week?
That’s right. Oprah Winfrey, queen of giveaways, empress of feel-good talk shows, and now apparently…...