If you wandered into a city park this past weekend and found yourself dodging handmade cardboard signs and people yelling about tyranny while wearing $200 sneakers, congratulations — you’ve stumbled upon a “No Kings” rally.
The premise? A mass protest against President Donald Trump — the man who’s currently president by democratic vote and continues to live rent-free in the heads of America’s leftist class. Millions (allegedly) took to the streets, waving signs and chanting like it was 1776 all over again. Only this time, instead of dumping tea into a harbor, they were dumping logic into the Twitter void.
The irony? Oh, where to begin.
Fox News’ Brit Hume probably said it best: how exactly do you accuse someone of being a “king” while freely gathering in public to insult him with zero government interference? That’s not how monarchy works. That’s how the First Amendment works. But try explaining that to people who think fascism means not getting free Wi-Fi in Whole Foods.
Then you had Blaire White jumping in, pointing out the obvious — if Trump really were the dictator they claim, there wouldn’t be a “No Kings” rally. It would’ve been canceled faster than a conservative speaker on a college campus.
“No Kings!” and the man was democratically elected, won the popular vote, and is allowing you to protest him.
— BLAIRE WHITE (@MsBlaireWhite) October 18, 2025
But the absurdity didn’t stop there.
Robby Starbuck threw down a memory-check: weren’t these the same people who clapped like trained seals when the Biden administration locked down the country, shut schools, forced masks, and fired people over vaccine mandates? Now they want to talk about authoritarianism?
It’s peak dark comedy that the people doing No Kings protests this weekend are the same people who told us we MUST get experimental shots to work, that we MUST wear masks to fly and that our grandparents MUST die alone for the greater good. Have you ever seen less self awareness?
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) October 16, 2025
Rep. Claudia Tenney piled on, noting how quickly the “anti-king” crowd forgets just how much government overreach they were willing to accept — as long as it came from the left.
To everyone marching at the “No Kings” protest:
You supported Biden’s rule-by-decree presidency.
You defended censorship, mandates, and lawless power grabs.
You’re not against kings, you’re mad yours lost his crown.
— Rep. Claudia Tenney (@RepTenney) October 18, 2025
Oh, and let’s not ignore the elephant in the room: Joe Biden was handed the 2020 nomination without a single competitive primary after South Carolina. The DNC practically carried him across the finish line like an elderly passenger trying to catch a bus. No debates. No real process. Just a coronation. But sure — Trump’s the king.
One social media user even joked that all this protest energy could’ve been spent helping the homeless, solving food insecurity, or — heaven forbid — getting a job. But nah, better to cosplay as revolutionaries and yell at buildings.
Happy No Kings day to all who (are paid to) celebrate pic.twitter.com/J3l0AOZjYh
— DC_Draino (@DC_Draino) October 18, 2025
There were whispers of astroturfing too — professional signs, coordinated messaging, suspiciously uniform slogans. Funny how spontaneous “people’s protests” always seem to have corporate printing budgets and matching hashtags.
😂🤣St.Louis City no kings protest looks more like a walk for mental illness..Endless signs that make no sense,people pissed about banned drag shows..Usual mental illness suspects bussed in with costumes.. pic.twitter.com/0iFWDTNIps
— St.Louis Woman🦅 •🇺🇲•America FIRST🦅 •🇺🇲 (@0708America) October 18, 2025
And then there was the cherry on top: a reminder that the real “No Kings” moment happened on July 4th, 1776. The founding fathers already settled this debate. We chose a president, not a monarch. The only people acting like royal subjects lately are the ones blindly obeying party lines and defending government control like it’s some moral virtue.
Catturd — in classic Twitter form — summed it up perfectly: “The last time Americans got rid of a king, they didn’t do it by holding up glittery signs and drinking oat milk lattes.”
These rallies aren’t about liberty. They’re not about fighting tyranny. They’re about performance. A political theater where facts don’t matter, logic takes a back seat, and everything is judged by how many likes you can get on a protest selfie.
🚨 WOW! President Trump just DROPPED THE MIC on “No Kings”
“By the way, I’m not a KING. I work my A*S OFF to make our country great. That’s all it is.”
“It’s a joke. I looked at the people…all the brand new signs. It was paid for by Soros and radical left lunatics…we’re… pic.twitter.com/AKkOCz0wRc
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) October 20, 2025
So here’s a wild idea: if you’re going to accuse someone of being a king, maybe — just maybe — crack open a history book and see what real oppression looks like.
Because marching through free streets with no consequences isn’t rebellion. It’s proof the system you’re protesting actually works.
