You’ve got to be kidding.
At this point, the left would rather stage a Broadway musical about climate reparations than let Donald Trump speak uninterrupted on the world stage. But here we are — President Trump walks into the United Nations, ready to deliver a headline-making address, and what happens? Not one, not two, but three technical “failures” conveniently line up like a bad spy novel that forgot to change the names.
Now Trump’s calling it what it looks like — sabotage. Not a fluke. Not a hiccup. Not “whoops, the AV guy tripped over a cord.” No, this was triple sabotage, and Trump is demanding the UN investigate. And honestly, how could he not?
Let’s walk through this circus.
First up: the escalator. Trump and Melania step onto it… and it stops. Dead. Just like that. And not in some harmless glitchy, “oh, it’s running a little slow today” kind of way. It immediately freezes, forcing them to hold on for dear life. The former President even said they narrowly avoided falling face-first onto the metal steps. You know, those delightful industrial razor blades we all know and love. And this wasn’t just speculation — The Times of London had already reported that UN workers were joking about pulling this exact stunt. Joking about shutting off elevators and escalators to mess with the guy they love to hate.
But sure, it was probably just a “coincidence,” right?
Then, inside the auditorium, the speech is about to begin. This is the main event. Global diplomats. Press. Cameras. And the teleprompter? Completely dead. Black screen. For 15 whole minutes. Trump’s got a stadium of foreign leaders waiting, and he’s left to wing it while staring into a void. And again — if this had happened to literally any other world leader, the building would’ve gone into lockdown. Emergency IT teams would’ve been summoned from Geneva. But because it’s Trump? Crickets.
Still, Trump being Trump, he delivers. No notes. No stumbles. Just full confidence — and, as he later pointed out, “fantastic reviews.” (Of course.)
This is insane…
As Trump arrived to the UN, the escalator stopped working the moment he stepped on it.
Then the teleprompter stopped working the moment he got up to the podium to speak. pic.twitter.com/XBTgfr6zJ8
— Geiger Capital (@Geiger_Capital) September 23, 2025
But hang on — it’s not over.
While he’s speaking, the sound system in the auditorium magically stops working. No one can hear a thing. Not unless they’re plugged into translation earpieces. Even Melania, sitting right up front, had no idea what her husband was saying.
Three separate failures. On the same day. At the same venue. All targeting the same guy.
Let’s just state the obvious: if this had happened to Joe Biden, the White House would have already launched a full-scale diplomatic crisis and CNN would’ve dedicated a prime-time special called “The UN’s Assault on Democracy.” But when it’s Trump, suddenly everyone’s allergic to curiosity. The same media that can track down a junior staffer’s lunch receipt from 2004 suddenly has no questions about three suspicious malfunctions — two of which had already been joked about in advance by UN staff?
Come on.
For those of you who need the cliff notes on Escalator Gate, here’s what happened.
Basically, the @UN had a functioning escalator and teleprompter for an Islamic terrorist, but not for President Trump.
DEFUND THE UN AND BULLDOZE THE BUILDING! https://t.co/slGIkeDMIa pic.twitter.com/okQwX8pZgU
— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) September 25, 2025
This isn’t paranoia. This is pattern recognition. And Trump’s not letting it slide. He’s demanding a formal investigation, asking for security tapes, and noting that the Secret Service is involved. Because if the UN thinks it can try to humiliate a former President — in front of the world — and chalk it up to “technical difficulties,” they clearly haven’t been paying attention.
🔥 One of the most LEGENDARY lines from President Trump’s speech at the UN
“I ended SEVEN wars … I never even received a phone call from the UN offering to help…”
“These are the two things I got from the United Nations: a bad escalator and a bad teleprompter. Thank you… pic.twitter.com/OWXTObLdDe
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) September 23, 2025
What’s next? Turning off the lights mid-speech? Pulling the fire alarm? Replacing his water bottle with kombucha?
The left loves to call Trump dangerous, but the only people actually playing with fire seem to be the ones trying to silence him. And if this “triple sabotage” was supposed to embarrass him, it didn’t. It only made him louder.
Now the only question is — who’s going to answer for it?
